Mind Fresheners-19




(181) Worrying works? 90% of the things I worry about never happen.


(182) To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows great management skills.


(183) A committee is 12 man doing the work of one.


(184) The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.


(185) We have dinner apart, we take separate vacation----we are doing everything we can to keep our marriage afloat.


(186) People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Freud said it first.

(187) The reason there are no women football league is that eleven of them will never wear the same outfit in public.


(188) Procrastination has its good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.


(189) Q:- What is the height of possessiveness?
A:- Constipation.


(190) The psychiatrist helped me a lot. I never answered a phone, because I was afraid of the ring tone. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

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