Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)
Mind Fresheners-29
281.
How come wrong numbers are never busy.
282.
Matrimony is not a ward, it is a sentence.
283.
If all you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
284.
Do not be so open minded, your brains will fall out,
285.
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
286.
To err is human, and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
287.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
288.
Sign on a baby's bib, "SPIT HAPPENS."
289.
How is it possible to have a civil war.
290.
Father to three-year-old:- No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna.
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