Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)
71. Teacher:-Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Student:-Because it is black and white.
72. Q:johnny built two swimming pools, but he left one of them empty, why?
A:-It was for those who do not know how to swim.
73. Interviewer:Do you know MS office?
Employer:If you give me the address I will go there sir.
74. Wife:-If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me?
75.Nakul:-I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning and washing.
Rishi:-I got divorce for the same reason.
76. Three statistician try to shoot a rabbit. First man misses it on the left. Second on the right. Third one says"We have hit it."
77. Teacher:-What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
78. Q:-What do call a fish without eyes?
79. Patient:-Doctor, doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.
80. Friend 1:-So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Friend 2:-Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
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