Mind Fresheners-8




71. Teacher:-Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Student:-Zebra.
Teacher:-How!
Student:-Because it is black and white.

72. Q:johnny built two swimming pools, but he left one of them empty, why?
A:-It was for those who do not know how to swim.

73. Interviewer:Do you know MS office?
Employer:If you give me the address I will go there sir.

74. Wife:-If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me?
Husband:-Push.

75.Nakul:-I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning and washing.
Rishi:-I got divorce for the same reason.


76. Three statistician try to shoot a rabbit. First man misses it on the left. Second on the right. Third one says"We have hit it."

77. Teacher:-What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Student:-Sea water.

78. Q:-What do call a fish without eyes?
A:-Fsh.

79. Patient:-Doctor, doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.
Doctor:-Next, please.

80. Friend 1:-So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Friend 2:-Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

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