Mind Fresheners-25




241.
Q:- What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A:- Sue.

242.
Husband:- It is Sunday and I want to relax, so I bought three movie tickets.
Wife:- Why three?
Husband:- For you and your parents.

243.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a holiday.

244.
High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on the forehead.

245.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually do not have one.

246.
Q:- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A:- Great food but no atmosphere.

247.
Teacher:- What is the past participle of the verb "To ring"?
Nick:- What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher:- I do not think, I know.
Nick:- I do not think I know either.

248
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

249.
It is not hard to meet expenses. They are everywhere.

250.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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