Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)


Indian Classical Music

Mind Fresheners-22

211. Q:- What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
A;- God does not think he is a lawyer.

212. If vampires has no reflection, how do they have such neat hair!

213. Boy:- Wish I was born 1000 years ago.
Mom:- Why son?
Boy:- Think of all the history that I would not have to learn.

214. Q:- Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
A:- The second one.

215. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

216. Wife:- Our dog is so clever he gets the paper every morning.
Husband:- Many dogs do that.
Wife:- But we have never subscribed for one.

217. Teacher yells at standard II students making a ruckus, "Children do not behave like MPS in Parliament.

218. Never trust a dog to watch your food.

219. Q:- How can you make God laugh?
A:- Tell Him about your future plan.

220. Q:- Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A:- Because it is too far to walk.