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Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

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Mind Fresheners-21




(201) Wife:- (Looking into the mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
Husband:- At least your eyesight is still excellent.


(202) Tranquillizers only work if you follow the instructions on the bottle---
" KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN".


(203) The shin-bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


(204) A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.



(205) Man:- I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer:- Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get.


(206) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


(207) Prospective Groom:- Do you have a book called "MAN THE MASTER OF WOMEN"?
Sales Girl:- The fiction department is on the other side, Sir.


(208) Teacher:- What is the common between Jesus, Krishna, Rama, Gandhi, and Buddha?
Student:- All are born on government holidays.


(209) The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


(210) Q:- Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A:- She could not control the pupils.

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