Mind Fresheners-16




151. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.


152. Son:- Why did you put a thumb impression on my report card?
Father:- With your marks, you cannot have a literate father.


153. Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.


154. A:- You know when I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
B:- Too bad they missed.


155. Love thy neighbour, just watch out for the husband.


156. Doctor:- Your husband needs rest. Have these sleeping pills.
Wife:- Thanks. When do I give him these?
Doctor:- These are for you.


157. Teacher:- When did the Mughal rule?
Student:- I am not sure, but I think from page 15 to 26.


158:- A:- do you know every time I breathe a man dies?
B:- Why do not use a mouth wash?


159. Wife:- Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband:- Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


160. The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.

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