Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

Mind Fresheners-16

151. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

152. Son:- Why did you put a thumb impression on my report card?
Father:- With your marks, you cannot have a literate father.

153. Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

154. A:- You know when I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
B:- Too bad they missed.

155. Love thy neighbour, just watch out for the husband.

156. Doctor:- Your husband needs rest. Have these sleeping pills.
Wife:- Thanks. When do I give him these?
Doctor:- These are for you.

157. Teacher:- When did the Mughal rule?
Student:- I am not sure, but I think from page 15 to 26.

158:- A:- do you know every time I breathe a man dies?
B:- Why do not use a mouth wash?

159. Wife:- Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband:- Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

160. The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.