Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)


Mind Fresheners-11

101. Teacher:-How can we prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student:-Do not bite any.

102. Teacher:-I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil:-I tried, but there was someone already there.

103. Q:-How was your first day at school?
A:-It was fine except for some men called teacher kept spoiling all our fun.

104. Teacher:-In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Sammy:-You can not fool me, snakes do not have feet.

105:-Teacher:-Why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy:-Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

106. Q:-Why is baseball like a cake?
A:-They both need batters.

107. A:-What are you going to be when you get out of school?
B:-An old man.

108. Q:-Why were the early days' history called the dark days?
A:-Because there were so many knights.

109. Team work gives you someone else to blame.

110. My teacher reminds me of history. She is always repeating herself.