Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

Mind Fresheners-10

91. Teacher:-How far can you see on a clear day?
Student:-93 million miles---from here to the sun.

92. Mother:-Can you do something that others can not.?
Son:-Yes mom, I can read my handwriting.

93. A:-Why are you crying?
B:-The elephant is dead.
A:-Was he your pet.?
B:-No, but I have to dig his grave.

94. Mother:-Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son:-You said it was my lunch money.

95. Q:-What is a volcano?
A:-A mountain with a hiccup.

96. Father:-Let me see your report card.
Son:-My friend just borrow it. He wants to scare his parents.

97. Q:-What do you find at the end of everything?
A:-The letter 'g'.

98.Q:-What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:-A bulldozer.

99. Q:-What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

100. Teacher:-Alice, name one important thing that we did not have ten years ago?