Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

Mind Fresheners-29

 





281.

How come wrong numbers are never busy.

 

282.

Matrimony is not a ward, it is a sentence.

 

283.

If all you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

 

284.

Do not be so open minded, your brains will fall out,

 

285.

Mental floss prevents moral decay.

 

286.

To err is human, and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

 

287.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

 

288.

Sign on a baby's bib, "SPIT HAPPENS."

 

289.

How is it possible to have a civil war.

 

290.

Father to three-year-old:- No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna.

 

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