Ghazals Of Ghalib
The Almighty Of Rekhta
Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)
Mind Fresheners-27
261.
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
262.
A bargain is something you do not need at a price you cannot resist.
263.
In a New York restaurant:- "If you think our waitresses are uncivil, you ought to see the manager."
264.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
265.
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
266.
Kids:- You spend the first two years, teaching them walk and talk. You spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and keep quiet.
267.
Dad:- What do you want to be when you grown up?
Son:- A soldier.
Dad:- But you might get injured by enemies.
Son:- Then I want to become an enemy.
268.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason,.
269.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
270.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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