Ghazals Of Ghalib

The Almighty Of Rekhta

Mirza Asadullah Khan (Ghalib)-27-12-1797(Agra) To 15-02-1869 (Delhi)

Mind Fresheners-27

 

 

 

 

261.

An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

 

262.

A bargain is something you do not need at a price you cannot resist.

 

263.

In a New York restaurant:- "If you think our waitresses are uncivil, you ought to see the manager."

 

264.

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

 

265.

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

 

266.

Kids:- You spend the first two years, teaching them walk and talk. You spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and keep quiet.

 

267.

Dad:- What do you want to be when you grown up?

Son:- A soldier.

Dad:- But you might get injured by enemies.

Son:- Then I want to become an enemy.

 

268.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason,.

 

269.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

 

270.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

 

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